March 2012
so right now I have 999 likes.
I’m afraid I’ll never like another post again out of fear that it isn’t momentous enough to hold the position of like #1000.
I take tumblr really seriously.
supersexuelle: richwhitelesbian: I hope Rick Santorum asks a girl out over Facebook... →
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I hope Rick Santorum asks a girl out over Facebook Chat but she thinks they just want to hang out as friends but he thinks it’s a date so he buys flowers and puts on his nicest sweater vest and he shows up at her house and her dad opens the door and her dad shouts into the…
I know exactly whom I want to fuck the life out of, but I know it isn’t going to happen.
so this is what being single is like, huh.
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.”
—Oscar Wilde (via badobsessionn)
